Having your partner ride you in a sexual way (either cowgirl for the extra thrill or missionary position) and whisper sweet nothings into their ear. When her guard is lowered, you whisper the name of her arch nemesis and start the timer to see how much time can you hold on (or survive).
Guy 1: Hey! Stacy and I booked a room at the motel. I plan to remind her about my dates with Diana while she is riding me.
Guy 2: Full Penthesilea Experience? Do you have life insurance?
Guy 1: Yes.
Guy 2: Full Penthesilea Experience? Do you have life insurance?
Guy 1: Yes.
by Malter October 25, 2019